Hell hath no fury like a football club scorned! After superstar striker Kylian Mbappé ruthlessly betrayed them, French champions PSG have unleashed an all-out assault to erase the turncoat from club history.
In breaking news, we can reveal that PSG has launched a vicious crusade against Mbappé. All merchandise bearing the 24-year-old phenom’s name or face has been scrubbed from the PSG superstore. Even shirts of other wantaway stars like Messi and Neymar remain on shelves, but Mbappé has been cancelled.
Most shockingly, PSG has literally torched posters of their former hero Mbappé, incinerating his image in a brutal display of betrayal. Mbappé burnt his bridges by refusing a new contract and likely agreeing a 2024 deal with rivals Real Madrid.
Now PSG is burning him back, signalling total war against the £250 million striker who was meant to lead them to Champions League glory. Exiled from first-team training and vanishing from club shops, Mbappé faces being airbrushed from PSG’s history after his devastating Judas-like treachery.
How will Mbappé respond to this scorched earth assault on his legacy and status? Could this saga end with the nuclear option of PSG terminating Mbappé’s contract immediately?