“Anti-Sex” Beds Arrive at 2024 Paris Olympics After Athletes Admit to Orgies

"Anti-Sex" Beds Arrive at 2024 Paris Olympics After Athletes Admit to Orgies
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There’ll be no love­mak­ing in the City of Love at the 2024 Paris Olympics, as “anti-sex” beds have arrived to deter ath­letes from get­ting inti­mate dur­ing the games.

The beds, man­u­fac­tured by Air­weave, are designed with mate­ri­als and a small twin-size frame that alleged­ly aims to dis­cour­age com­peti­tors from engag­ing in any amorous activ­i­ties. The card­board frames are even said to be con­struct­ed to col­lapse under excess weight, fur­ther hin­der­ing any sex­u­al antics.

Accord­ing to the orga­niz­ing com­mit­tee, sus­tain­abil­i­ty is the pri­ma­ry rea­son behind the uncon­ven­tion­al bed choice, as the ful­ly recy­clable mate­ri­als align with Paris 2024’s goal of reduc­ing envi­ron­men­tal impact. How­ev­er, past Olympic hook-up sto­ries sug­gest the chaste accom­mo­da­tions may not be enough to stop the horny athletes.

“I’ve seen peo­ple hav­ing sex right out in the open. On the grass, between build­ings, peo­ple are get­ting down and dirty,” one anony­mous U.S. gold medal­ist pre­vi­ous­ly revealed to the Mir­ror. Anoth­er com­peti­tor even claimed a hot tub orgy took place dur­ing a pre­vi­ous Games.

While the “anti-sex” beds may seem like a dras­tic mea­sure, the Paris Olympics are not the first to take steps to curb ath­lete inti­ma­cy. The 2020 Tokyo Games also uti­lized sim­i­lar card­board sleep­ing arrange­ments, though they failed to stop the Olympians’ noto­ri­ous­ly raunchy behavior.

Ulti­mate­ly, it remains to be seen whether the inno­v­a­tive bed design can suc­cess­ful­ly deter the famous­ly frisky ath­letes from indulging in their amorous antics dur­ing the 2024 Paris Olympics. But if his­to­ry is any indi­ca­tion, the horny com­peti­tors may find a way around even the most chaste of accommodations.

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